Player 1 + Player 2 = ?!?
Jacoby Ellsbury + Marco Scutaro
Dan Haren + Peter Bourjos
J.J. Hardy + Mark Reynolds
José Bautista + Colby Rasmus
Kurt Suzuki + Jason Kendall = ?!?
Michael Landon Powell?!?
Stephen Strasburg + Iván Rodríguez = Steván Strasríguez?!?
Chris Sale + A.J. Pierzynski = Chris, what an asshole
Max Scherzer + Daniel Schlereth = Schlerzer?!?
Justin Verlander + José Valverde = Valverlander?!?
Today’s starters: David Price + Alfredo Simon
Doug Fister + Charlie Furbush = TheFunniestTradeEver
Carl Crawford + Jed Lowrie = ?!?
Bartolo Colón + A.J. Burnett = B.J. Bolón
Andruw Jones + Curtis Granderson = Grandruwson?!?